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The Irish Whiskey Show featuring Whisketarian Alex McKay

March is the Irishest month, and we’re getting Irish just under the wire with this incredible survey of Irish whiskeys brought to us courtesy of friend of the show and “whisketarian” Alex McKay. 

This diabolical batard brought us a selection of liquid Irish gold that spanned the gamut between low-end unaged Irish “moonshine” to a bottle of 21 year old Redbreast that will set your average citizen back about $350. And because we want you to come away with from our show with more than just the sound of other people drinking whiskey, we’ve once again rated them with our unique Army of Drunks whiskey system: What Actor is This Booze?

THE CHARLES DICKENS PUNCH
(a.k.a. THE DICK PUNCH)
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 2016
with Simon Turkington & Surprise Inside
& Special Guest Bartender MixMa$ter Liz

Another Goddamn Christmas!

2016 has been one big punch in the dick, so why not celebrate it’s end with the Army of Drunks and a punch recipe from Charles Dickens himself?  SPOILER: It involves setting something on fire.  (SECOND SPOILER: Scrooge changes his old curmudgeonly ways!)

Then the drunks whip up a little Christmas magic with Magician Ordinaire Simone Turkington of Mystiki Magic.  Hear how dropping a child into this world made her want to up and learn to become a goddamn magician!   And once again, our trusty improv musical guests  Surprise Inside make up songs as they go along.  We also compare 2016 to other years, find out what’s in Shaw’s Christmas Craw, hear how Vanessa murdered Santa Clause!  Merry Christmas!

WTF IS THE ARMY of DRUNKS?

Do you remember the golden age of talk shows? We don’t. We were too damn young back then. But we’ve seen the tapes, and there once was a magical time when both the hosts and the guests “tied a few on” before going on camera to entertain America with things they probably wouldn’t have said if they were sober.
At the Army of Drunks, we’re bringing that drunken time back!
Sit back and listen to four inebriated hosts — all of different creative backgrounds — as they interview amazing guests, hash-out the history of cocktail crafting, and drunkenly defend bad ideas like only the shithammered can.
Every episode features:
A weekly cocktail you can drink-along with at home!
A drunken guest who goes way off-topic!
Booze News!
Drunken philosophizing!
Jokes that are still funny even if you’re sober!
And thinks you only talk about when you’re drunk.
LISTEN NOW! Piss yourself later!

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